updating fics (ie crap on... you have been warned)
today i am determined to update a fic i've been sorta 'writing' (just like i'm sorta the 'author'... i hat eusing those words... they sound 'professional' which is no way to rescribe the perversion of the english language that i refer to as 'writing') anyway, semantics aside i decided i haven't writen anything for Dude lately.
Seriously. thats the name of the fic. Ignore me if i drop capitals like in that lst sentance too.. I'm just lazy like that.
Anyway, I decided to write something for the fic 'Dude, where's my car?'
I don't know why i chose that plot(-ish) line - i've never seen this movie. I don't know what happens in the end. This makes it very difficult to write XD maybe i'm just a sucker for punishment. (i can't do anything sane like go out and rent it either... our vcr doesn't work for one, i can't rent it on dvd for two, and for three... well... it'd ruin this whole 'good-girl' shtick i've got going with my family.. i wouldn't watch a nasty film like that... there are apparently drug references... *gasp*)
ANyway so i'm rereading it (as you tend to when you haven't updated for a couple months...) and i'm thinking, hey, in chapter 1, 'again' doesn't rhyme with 'pain'... or does it? it does! sometimes! grr... stoopid!
and then i'm thinking... this fic was never that popular anyway v.v i could leave off and no one will complain... hehehe... but i got a real goo drun on finishing fics lately, i'm proud of that even if the endings are always lame.. hey its not like they're plot intensive anyway, ne? besides, if i do it right i canfinish this fic in one or two chapters tops! ya! (you know... the 'right' being coming up with an actual ending... eeps.)
while i'm on that thought tho, what is it with chapters? yeah i don't really have em anyway usually. i just sorta max out after three pages of text (sometimes two and a half) so i kinda end it there and write more later or something... and of course i wanna post straight away to get rid of it (i dun like the idea of my charming 17 yr old brother finding them on my comp and mocking me for the rest of my exisitance) voila! posted! probably full of errors i will kick myself for later and no discernable format! enjoy!
btw since this is only my SECOND POST! theres a lot of redundant info in it which i won't repeat everytime i swear... unless its a pet peeve or something...
anyway i was saying this fic wasn't that popular (go back a couple paragraphs if you don't beleive me) and rereading it i can see why, the second chapter is particularly lame cos i put K in there... now me and K never really saw eye-to-eye.. and makign him a protagonist was a mistake... and OMG was i hinting at hiro-K there..? eeeewww...
for someone who doesn't drink, take mind altering drugs etc etc i have an awful lot of stuff i reread and i think... damn i wrote that? (generally followed by 'what was i thinking?') i think my brain is faulty.. i mean sometimes i'll watch a quizshow with my family or something and know the answer and be absolutley struck... I MEAN, HOW THE HELL DO I KNOW THIS STUFF??? my personal theory involves aliens, but thats another story.
i forget what i was talking about.. but anyway, i was still failry new at writing fics withthis one and i was all for like outside references (kill me) hence theres a lot of out of place crap in there. no good at supporting dialogue either (i'm still not much good) - i'm rereading chapter 3 now btw... originally this was the ending that i wrote, and then i was gonna write some in-between chapters. but i was impatient. a pity really. now i need to write another ending, and as previosuly mentioned i suck at those. i had intended to fully drag out (no pun intended) the idea that shuichi knew he did it, but suguru didn't. that would have been cool. geez i suck.
but then i did something right! i wrote in tatsuha and all was right in the world! i luv you tats-baby!
i was totally into cloning a tthe time.. you probably haven't noticed/read but at least two other fics i was writing at the time had cloning references. i have a one track mind.
right about now i'm thinking... how can you write a self critique of such a small fic and expect whoever reads it not to think you're full of yourself?
...
go blow yourself.
anyway, as i was saying... :) <- covering because can't think of what to actually write for fic yet)
going back a bit, i grew up in hotels since my mom was a hotel manager, so we got to watch prefessional caters and stuff a lot. i know the names of many foreign appearance utensils and their many uses. must write kitchen ecchi someday. wow that was out there. thinking about melon ballers.
chapter 4 looks ok comparatively... nyah! ryuichi being helpful right down the bottom, that was a keeper, used it in sleepless beauty too... *puts the recycled stmap on ryu-chan*
chapter 5 - ryu-chan is only 5... like lamb chop... again with the outside references -_- why does everything look so good inside my head....? i think this fic is the insanest ryuichi i have so far... (so.. that would be first of four? heh... i talk like i've written hundreds :P) i mean in others he's nuts, but in this one he's just.. well... almost EBIL. i guess its cos i made kumagarou OOC.
er.. yeah.. you heard me. kuma is a whore.
why does ryuichi hate suguru so much? well... its suguru... i guess he just gets on ryu's nerves. it works for me ^^
read read read... i totally had to restrain myself from closet jokes there... read read... way too much hyperventilating in this fic... must have been my word-of-the-week at the time
and that leaves me here with ryu, suguru, shuichi and tatsuha in a car together. i dunno if they'll find thepimp-mobile or not yet...
and.. something someone just said in a review reminds me i haven't mentioned mika yet. wow. what an oversight - i have to use that for sure ^^
...this is way too long..
but i did get to write lots which i can pretend is for the benifit of others (yes you too can learn to be a baaaad author) while its really just notes ...
well who reads it anyway. v.v its better than writing all this as author notes which peev me off... :P~
who would rather hear my life story next time? (no kitchen utensils will be discussed... except where necessary to uphold the integrity of the fic)
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